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PostSubject: Vicevi    Tue Jun 29, 2010 2:15 pm

Ovde svako moze postaviti neki dobar vic ...evo ja cu poceti Very Happy

Covek zgazi casnu sestru ... izlazi iz auta i kaze joj : '' Sad poleti betmen ''
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PostSubject: Re: Vicevi    Tue Jun 29, 2010 8:49 pm

axxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa
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PostSubject: Re: Vicevi    Tue Jun 29, 2010 9:38 pm

Razgovaraju dvije prijateljice uz kavu:
- Rekla si mi da trebaš posjetiti tvog ginekologa.
- Da bila sam jutros.
- I što ti je rekao?
- Znaš, rekao mi je da mi je klitoris kao dinja.
- Tako velik!?
- Ma ne, tako sladak.
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PostSubject: Re: Vicevi    Tue Jun 29, 2010 9:40 pm

Dva gay-a vode ljubav. U jednom trenutku, onaj koji je "iza" kaže:
- Znaš, moram ti se povjeriti da imam sidu.
Drugi, sav uplašen:
- Kakkkoo?
- Ma samo sam se šalio. Sviđa mi se kada od straha stisneš guzu.

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PostSubject: Re: Vicevi    Tue Jun 29, 2010 9:43 pm

Jedan čovjek zove hitnu pomoć:
- Hitna, odmah dolazite, moj mali je progutao prezervativ.
Nakon pet minuta, isti čovjek ponovo zove hitnu pomoć:
- Hitna, nema veza, našao sam drugi.
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PostSubject: Re: Vicevi    Thu Jul 01, 2010 1:56 pm

moram ti reci da nijedan nije uspeo da me nasmeje :sleep:
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PostSubject: Re: Vicevi    Fri Jul 02, 2010 9:51 pm

mogao si sve to u jedan post ali ako , spamuj golube ! Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Vicevi    Fri Jul 02, 2010 9:54 pm

Pitaju Muju kad se vratio iz Australije.. :'' A dje ti je Fata? '' ... aaa pa nisam imao kofere pa sam dosao samo ja ! HAhahAHAahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Vicevi    Fri Jul 02, 2010 9:57 pm

HAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHA
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PostSubject: Re: Vicevi    Sat Jul 03, 2010 9:10 am

:scratch:
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PostSubject: Re: Vicevi    Sat Jul 03, 2010 10:45 am

Sede Fata i Mujo u krevetu i kaze Fata Muji

"Bilo bi lepo kad bi bio malo uzbudjeniji"
a njoj ce Mujo

"Bilo bi uzbudljivo kad bi ti bila malo lepsa !"


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PostSubject: Re: Vicevi    Sat Jul 03, 2010 11:36 am

Idu dva lika jedan dusan drugi isto krade viceve sa balkan ekspresa
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PostSubject: Re: Vicevi    Sat Jul 03, 2010 11:43 am

xaxaxaaxxaax objasnio xD
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PostSubject: Re: Vicevi    Sat Jul 03, 2010 11:44 am

nije sa balkana nego sa http://www.vicevi.net/ xD

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PostSubject: Re: Vicevi    Sat Jul 03, 2010 11:45 am

jos gore
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PostSubject: Re: Vicevi    Sat Jul 03, 2010 11:47 am

crnjo ucuti se ..

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PostSubject: Re: Vicevi    Sat Jul 03, 2010 11:49 am

dule ne se kurci
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PostSubject: Re: Vicevi    Sat Jul 03, 2010 11:51 am

xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaaxxaxaxaxaxaxaxaaxa ovaj je pobedio
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PostSubject: Re: Vicevi    Sat Jul 03, 2010 3:23 pm

Sta prave od crnogorca kad umre?
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PostSubject: Re: Vicevi    Sat Jul 03, 2010 11:30 pm

uci tata sina, naravno Zemunci, matematiku... "Imas, sine, pet jabuka, i dodje neko i uzme ti dve..." sin ga prekine: "Ko mi, bre, uzme?!?" Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Vicevi    Sat Jul 03, 2010 11:31 pm

Edituj post vlado -.-
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PostSubject: Re: Vicevi    Thu Jul 08, 2010 2:38 pm

hahahahahha !
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PostSubject: Re: Vicevi    Fri Jul 09, 2010 8:07 am

lol xD
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PostSubject: Re: Vicevi    Fri Jul 09, 2010 8:34 am

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PostSubject: Re: Vicevi    Fri Jul 09, 2010 11:28 am

Čuvala baka sama na selu 2000 ovaca. Došla novinarka da napravi reportažu o tome pa pita baku:
- "Recite Vi nama kako uspevate da sami čuvate 2000 ovaca?"
Baka:
- "Pa ja ti to radim celog života, navikla sam ja na to."
Novinarka:
- "A koliko vam teži jedna ovca?"
Baka:
- "Crna ili bela?"
Novinarka:
- "Pa recimo bela."
Baka:
- "30kg."
Novinarka:
- "A crna?"
Baka:
- "Pa isto."
Novinarka:
- "Dobro, a koliko mleka daje jedna ovca?"
Baka:
- "Crna ili bela?"
Novinarka:
- "Pa recimo bela."
- "pa 2 litra."
- "A crna?"
- "Pa isto."
- "Dobro, a koliko vune od jedne ovce?"
- "Crne ili bele?"
- "Recimo crne."
- "3 kg."
- "A bele?"
- "Pa isto."
Prsne novinarka, vozi je baka.
Novinarka:
- "Pa dobro, koja je razlika između crnih i belih?"
Baka:
- "Pa bele su moje."
Novinarka:
- "A crne?"
Baka:
- "Pa isto."

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